I think between me and a very specific friend, half the DMs she sends me are "???????" Followed by "ZOEN" in all caps.

I love that type of friendship where you can just say something so bewildering to someone that they just go without words.

Dodgerolls are bullshit if I'm honest.

I tried dodgerolling while sparring once and it went really really poorly.

The silliest thing was me discovering mid roll "Oh yeah! People in real life don't get i frames!" As I was stomped down.

This happened like 7 years ago and I'm still thinking about it.

I have a little fairy inside my head that sprays me with cold water whenever I wanna toot some nonsense like "They should do a reboot of shrek starring Morgan Freeman as Donkey and Daniel Radcliffe as Shrek" or whatever comes to my head when I'm sleepy.

Than you my fairy friend!

the 4 types of national anthems:

- Gosh, This Sure is an Attractive Piece of Land We've Got Here

- That One War in Particular was a Doozy

- We Only Sing Parts of This Song Now Because the Other Verses are Racist

- We Speak French and We Will Fucking Kill You