wrote down my whole workout plan in detail. then i did about half of it.
my gym barcode didn't scan on the first try. i considered just turning around and going home.
weekly check-in: my left knee makes a new sound and i'm tired.
great arm pump. now i have to use my teeth to open my water bottle.
spent a full minute lining up the dumbbells perfectly. my contribution to society is complete.
macro adjustments: aka 'winging it and hoping for the best'
i'm not sweating, i'm leaking motivation.
progressive overload is adding a weight so small you wonder if it's real. my muscles are sure.
finished a workout and now i have the appetite of a recently discovered dinosaur.
there are 50 kettlebells but the one you need is being used as a phone stand.