Audibly squealed with joy when I found out that 'EO' is coming to my little indie theater. Absolutely massive year for adorable donkeys in cinema.

I hate how Darren Aronofsky always manages to get me to watch his dumb bleakness-porn movies by including exactly one spectacular acting performance in them (Ellen Burstyn, Natalie Portman, Mickey Rourke, Brendan Fraser, etc.).

I love how LinkedIn emails subject lines now are like "Durk Shitterton posted. Review now." like man I get annoyed when my boss doesn't say 'please' who the fuck do you think you are?

Thanks for all the beautiful music, Angelo

Nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing, prepared me for the David Lynch cameo.

I would literally kill to sit in on an engineering review board meeting after Elon's hired up a bunch of the only sort of sycophantic cryptobro dipshits who would accept a job at that company right now.

The Banshees of Eddie Sheeran

Loomer's network:
- An adult man who dresses like Daniel Day Lewis in 'Gangs of New York' and won't shut up about how phrenology is real.
- An old lady with an eyepatch who speaks only in whispers.
- Jacob Wohl