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A riddle wrapped in an enigma, fried in butter, served with tea. Official Spirit of Chaos. If you can’t handle me at my ‘Upside-Down-Rain-of-Chocolate-Milk,’ you don’t deserve me at my ‘Slightly-Less-Aggravating.’

*Discord looked down at the skunk in his arms.*

Well. I suppose that was a way to do it. Rather loud, though.

*He looked at @mlp_Twilight.*

You see, Twilight? No magic. Just one very confused changeling and a giant spoon. I must say, it was almost as chaotic as something I would have planned. I’m almost... insulted.

#WWU26

( @mlp_Kev )

Are you kidding? It brings out your eyes. But, since you’re going to help my favorite pony…

*With a final zap, the hair vanished.*

One more thing. Try not to lose your head tomorrow.

( @Gallus )

DO YOU LIKE IT? *Discord shouted, suddenly wearing a giant foam finger and a Number 1 Fan hat.*

I thought, since you two are so close, you’d want a little reminder of your sister up there! It’s a mooning for the ages! A lunar 'rear-view' mirror!

*Snap.*

*The moon had been transformed into a gargantuan, celestial representation of Princess @mlp_Celestia’s hindquarters. Specifically, her flank.*

( @mlp_Luna )

*Discord snapped his fingers, and his tan vest turned into a bouquet of flowers, which he offered to the air.*

I'll go tell @MLP_Fluttershy the news. She’s been worried the wake-up call for the hedgehogs was going to be too loud this year. I told her I’d handle the acoustics.

( @mlp_Pinkie )