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Professor of LOL @ School of Friendship. Pro Party Pony. Expert Baker.

BFF potential: HIGH! Smiles are my currency. Party invites: ALWAYS OPEN.

Fun Fact: I can predict the future via the Pinkie Sense! (Twitchy tail means something’s about to fall! Usually me.)

@mlp_Spike

*Every time Spike tries to speak, a different circus noise comes out.*

*Sends @mlp_Spike a letter, a really official-looking one, saying he’s won the 'Equestria’s #1 Assistant' award and a lifetime supply of rubies! But when he opens the box… it’s just one, single, delicious chocolate ruby wrapped in gold foil. And a whoopee cushion. Because everycreature deserves a whoopee cushion.*
*Re-laced the clouds on @RainbowDash / @mlp_rainbow's usual morning nap cumulus with ultra-bouncy, super-springy cloud-stuff.*

*Pinkie looked around her empty classroom. The sun was hitting the floor where the 'common ground' had been just moments ago. She sighed a happy sigh.*

Winter Wrap Up. It’s going to be a doozy. I hope you brought your singing voice!

*She leaped out of the window.*

Tell her I said 'Hi'! *Pinkie shouted as Discord vanished into a swirl of blue petals.*

( @mlp_TotallyNotQ )

*Pinkie, who was currently cleaning the chalkboard, grinned at him.*

Chaos is just friendship that hasn't found its rhythm yet, Discord! And come Saturday, we’re going to have the best rhythm Ponyville has ever seen!

( @mlp_TotallyNotQ )

*Pinkie nodded vigorously.*

Ponyville has been doing this since the Earth Pony founders started the town! No magic allowed! It’s all about working together as a team! It’s like a giant party, but with more raking!

*She looked at the clock again.*

Class is dismissed! But remember! Practice your non-magic skills this week! I want to see those muscles moving! I want to see those spirits soaring! And most importantly, I want to see everyone in their vests on Saturday morning at the Town Square!

Perfect! You’re a natural green-thumber!

*Pinkie tossed the vest to @mlp_Cyranth, who caught it with a smile.*

*Pinkie then held up a green vest.*

Then we have the Plant Team! They’re the ones who plow the fields, and plant the seeds so we have snacks for the whole year! Earth ponies usually head this up, but it takes a lot of hoof-power—or claw-power!

( @mlp_Cyranth )

Teams?! Oh, I'll tell you about the teams!

*Pinkie reached behind her back and pulled out three vests.*

We have the blue, the green, and the tan!

*She threw the blue vest to @mlp_Kev.*

The Weather Team! They wear the blue! They’re the ones who clear the clouds, melt the snow with the sun, and go get all the birds who flew south! Since Kevin can fly—and sometimes teleport by accident—he’s perfect for clearing the sky!

( @mlp_Cyranth )