Mario Lassnig

@mlassnig
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The second call for applications for SMASH postdoctoral Fellowships, co-funded by Marie Sklodowska Curie Actions, is now open!

Each 2-year fellowship offers excellent working conditions, access to top infrastructure (including the HPC Vega), substantial research and travel funds and a competitive salary.

For more information see: https://smash.ung.si/become-a-fellow/.

The application deadline is October 27th.

Become a fellow β€’ SMASH

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Riding through the beautiful Camargue.
We're looking for a technical student to join our data management group at CERN, Geneva (12 months placement, paid, holidays, health insurance, flexible start date). You must be CERN member state national, should be between bachelor's & master's in your studies, have good experience with Linux, Python, git, and have a general idea about networks, databases, and storage. There's also the possibility to do a master's thesis as part of the programme. Please contact me directly if interested!
Miss ya, you little ball of fur. πŸ˜₯
Hi computer scientists! I am searching for a PhD student to join our team at CERN. Are you interested in large scale data management, storage, networks, and databases? Please have a look at the attached bulletin!
Yep, I'm still around. 😜

The amount of hoops someone close to me has to jump through to get reimbursed after travelling to a workshop she was invited to is nothing short of insanity. Seeing academia, as a facility for academics, lock the equivalent of a month's pay behind byzantine regulations is backward, immoral and unbecoming an institution that claims to be dedicated to advancing knowledge.

Provide for your workers, #academia !

Happy Ο€ day!

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The first call for applications for SMASH postdoctoral Fellowships, co-funded by Marie Sklodowska Curie Actions, is now open! It offers excellent research opportunities that revolve around applications of machine learning to the fields of climate research, linguistics, precision medicine and fundamental physics.

For more information see: https://smash.ung.si/

The application deadline is April 15th.

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I'm so happy about my new shoes, finally no more static shocks in the office! ⚑