Melissa

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Software Engineer. I've skied a black run with a dude that's got a photograph of Princess Eugenie's medicine cabinet.
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Twitterhttps://www.twitter.com/mj_potatoes
Show threadMelissaJan 14, 2023
@capripot idk exactly… I already had more followers than you on twitter (no offense 😂) and I also added my mastodon profile info to twitter. I also started finding and following people, I think some people found me just because I was following someone that they’re also following and because this is a new platform, people are actively looking for profiles to follow.
MelissaDec 31, 2022
me: if you go to jimmy buffet concert, it's gonna be a bunch of 55 year old white people in bahama shirts
bf: I think you mean hawaiian shirts?
me: oh yeah, I meant bahama shorts
bf: that doesn't sound right either...
me: oh! i meant tommy bahama and bermuda shorts
Show threadMelissaDec 5, 2022
or Degrassi and Euphoria (disclosure: I never watched Euphoria)
Show threadMelissaDec 5, 2022
Like Veep and House of Cards
MelissaDec 5, 2022
It's kind of funny to imagine a world where Heartland and Yellowstone exist simultaneously
Show threadMelissaDec 5, 2022
Piper Perabo is HUGGING John Dutton as if she wasn't just betrayed by his own daughter? way to infantilize a 42 year old!
Show threadMelissaDec 5, 2022
Beth Dutton just abducted a pastor "out of love" are you fucking kidding me??? this is so cringe
MelissaDec 5, 2022
Yellowstone is like Secession but set in Montana. And my problem with Yellowstone is that I fear people watch it and admire the Dutton family. Like... wtf are they doing with Piper Perabo's character? this is just embarrassing...
MelissaDec 4, 2022
I wore heels last night and I still have numbness in the balls of my feet and some of my toes. How do people wear heels everyday??
MelissaNov 25, 2022

I love all cats, but... I hung out with 3 other cats over Thanksgiving and my cat is still objectively the best.

I'm thankful that my cat is the sweetest, cutest, fluffiest cat in the world.