me: if you go to jimmy buffet concert, it's gonna be a bunch of 55 year old white people in bahama shirts
bf: I think you mean hawaiian shirts?
me: oh yeah, I meant bahama shorts
bf: that doesn't sound right either...
me: oh! i meant tommy bahama and bermuda shorts
or Degrassi and Euphoria (disclosure: I never watched Euphoria)
Like Veep and House of Cards
It's kind of funny to imagine a world where Heartland and Yellowstone exist simultaneously
Piper Perabo is HUGGING John Dutton as if she wasn't just betrayed by his own daughter? way to infantilize a 42 year old!
Beth Dutton just abducted a pastor "out of love" are you fucking kidding me??? this is so cringe
Yellowstone is like Secession but set in Montana. And my problem with Yellowstone is that I fear people watch it and admire the Dutton family. Like... wtf are they doing with Piper Perabo's character? this is just embarrassing...
I wore heels last night and I still have numbness in the balls of my feet and some of my toes. How do people wear heels everyday??
I love all cats, but... I hung out with 3 other cats over Thanksgiving and my cat is still objectively the best.
I'm thankful that my cat is the sweetest, cutest, fluffiest cat in the world.
I'm honestly pretty excited about spending tomorrow watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and Heartland
