They’re tired, boss.

What’s the problem? It’s just an infinity sink.

I found that my stress level about getting to work on time disappeared. Unlike traffic, I can’t make the train go a little bit faster by screwing over other people on the road. There’s no competition to save one minute off my drive. Once you’re on the train, you get there when you get there. There’s a certain Zen appeal to that.

Rhian from Wet Leg. Just saying.

All that to create Artificial Intelligence that isn’t really intelligent.

Marrying someone to fix their issues is a lot like having a kid to save a marriage.

In all fairness to the administration, if they kill everybody in the country nobody will be around to vote against them.

They spelled “inarguably” wrong.

Modern Life Is Rubbish.

Technically, he barely did shit other than be his usual asshole moronic self. The evil fuckers (Thiel and co.) in the shadows got him elected.