I’m way smarter than you. I know this because of what you just said, which is kind of not smart. Also, are you a husband or a wife? And what part of this meme is communicating anything useful about learning to anyone? It’s just trash posted to the internet. You also make assumptions. You assume husbands teach wives things and that this meme is about husbands teaching wives. You got yourself into a really huge loop you created all on your own, here. I mean, let’s say you’re smart. If you were, you might not have written the stupid comment you wrote.

OMG you stupid idiots! I made this one comment that was sassy and now you’re all negatory on my ass. Knock it off. I was being sarcastic and silly. I mean, really, I will just delete the one sarcastic comment to get you all off my ass. Yes, I know what a Keanu Reeves meme is. I just wanted to be dark and sinister with sarcasm. Get over it. I’d really like to not to turn off notifications on my phone and I’d really like to not delete the sarcastic comment. I stand by my sarcasm. If you don’t like my sarcasm, scroll on by.

What is Reddit exactly? And how does this meme worship Keanu? It looks like it is shitting on him.

Yeah, that whole documentary about them I saw 6 months ago was like something that blew my mind. That’s how I remember them. Just peaceful people chanting in public with their veils and what not. I’m fascinated by how there’s a temple near you of them! Some of them kept faith and continue their dedication to whatever they dedicate themselves to? I remember a loooong time ago when I was 12 I said to my mother in a heated argument, “I’m going to run away and join the Krishna people from the mall!” She won the argument (because age and wisdom) but I gave her a run for her money because she saw the same movie I did by John Waters.

Imagine being you. I just imagined being you for like, 20 seconds, and I fell asleep from the boredom. I woke up and just ran over to my computer to tell you this. Because I’m a nice guy. I thought you needed to know that being you is kind of boring and made me fall asleep. I feel like it’s my public duty. You might consider not having descendants. Just to populate the world with more interesting people who are intelligent. I think this is pretty easy to do, because nobody would want to procreate with you, anyway.

They were so sinister, but back in the 80s they were just randos. There’s a documentary out there about their cult. Really weird, from my perspective, because when I was like 9 years old, I thought it might be nice to be like them at the airport runnning around with a tambourine. I’m so glad I wasn’t. Anyway, look it up and read about them. Then, question everything. The Krishna people, in a nutshell, were worshipping a huge drug lord and it was a mafia, that brainwashed them. Back in the 80s, and even 70s, they were just hippy dippy people. John Waters even made a film about how the daughter wanted to run away from the mother to join the Krishna people. Hare, hare krishna!

It’s boring because it’s a falsehood. You’re malicious, thinking your wives are idiots. I’m another man, telling you men, that you’re a bunch of idiots. I’m actually smarter than you, and you hate it. I already know my IQ and can beat yours because mine is way beyond posting “the wife” memes. As a matter of fact, I’m only here because I’m studying you computer nerd people and entering your responses into a database. I suppose I could be nice and thank you for your response, but you’re such a boring idiot that had no imagination as a child that I really have nothing else to say. When you were a child you had no imagination and you were boring. Now, here you are!

No, kids, this is what happens when you are smart and think for yourself and go against the majority when you’re right. You should question yourself often, kids. And learn when you’re trapped in a comment stream of idiots. These people, kids, are idiots. And kids, you can manipulate them and say stuff to them, and they say things that are dumber and dumber, and you, my kids, not sniffing glue, get a pure high off watching them fall over themselves saying these meme-ish things. This is when you know, kids, that you have truly wasted your time well on idiots.

They might have asked, but why should I answer? I mean, the 1990s and early 2000s are all neatly searchable on the internet. Look it THE FUCK up. This is why you internet computer dorks are all over Keanu Reeves in the first place and hate my comment. Because I’m right. You’re all a bunch of nerds and I just hang out here from time to time to remind you that you might like trying actually getting laid. But you never listen. Instead you obsess over Keanu. Maybe you are queer and need to be with Keanu and you’re jealous of Demi Moore.

It will force them to sell, which will perhaps make buying a home more affordable, so less people have to pay rent and more people pay a mortgage on a home they bought.