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So I have a few questions about Data
Só I started to watch Star Trek because of my husband and I have a few questions about Data (+18 talk, NSFW, so if you are under 18 leave) So Data bangs someone on the first episode or second I donāt remember anymore, and he said he is programed in techniques and all that makes him sound like he has kamasutra books in his memory. But I recently watched an episode (I think it was S07E01) where he gets pissed at a Borg and does all that to try to recreate emotions, including (he says to Troi) expose himself to +18 content to see if he feels something and he doenst feel nothing. Which leads me to ask⦠Why all the programming if he doenst feel nothing when banging? Also, in the first episode where he bangs that woman how did it went since he canāt feel anything he just puts his pole up and she does all the riding while he just lays there? In the episode he created Lal, she sees 2 people making out and asks Guinan whatās happening and Guinan says Lal she should ask Data about it, how do you think that conversations went? Like: Dad what were those 2 people doing there? Idk, āI canāt really feel anything but the other time this girl seemed to enjoy it, just put the pole up and let her rideā Since Data is made of parts can āitā be detached? When Data cums assuming he can cum at all, does he fire nanobots or something, or nothing at all? Is the size and thickness customisable? Can he vibrate? No one ever think to give him the nickname of Sybian Soong? Since Lore is basically Data with slightly different code, does he also have a funcional pole? How interesting would it be to have a DP with both at the same time? Data was created by a man, do you think he thought Data where to find Mr. Clit?
Star Trek urgently needs ND character to mentor Data
So, my man (autistic) is into science fiction, me (ADHD) not so much, but anyway today my man decided he was going to watch Star Trek and I happen to be around (usually Iām not) and watch with him. It was that episode when the ship goes to be desinfected (I donāt remember the name of the episode) and Data mentions he created a sub-routine (wtv that is) for small talk and decides to listen to every conversation happening in that room and at some point he and the other guy (already forgot the name) start to talk about everything possible and I think it was Troi and Riker ask how can someone talk about nothing for so long. Iām like wdym about nothing? Small talk is about nothing!! Someone need to rewrite that series and give a proper mentor to that computer ASAP. I can imagine a conversation going something like this: Data: Iām trying to understand humans ND character I just made up: good luck on that bruh tell me later how did it go. I have been trying to do that for insert character age here years and no success⦠Data: wait⦠but you are human, how can you not understand humans? ND Char: oh boy this is going to be a long talk, but long story short what you are trying to understand is neurotypical humans, neurodivergent humans like me, are a totally different story, everyday I wake up and wonder if Iām the same species as Neurotypicals⦠Anyway do you like to read? Here is a list of books about this subject⦠Data after reading them all: holy shit, understanding humans was already complicated when I thought there was only one type of humans and now⦠this⦠Iām never going to understand humans! ND Char: I just gave up Data: but then how are you supposed to know what to say and when and how andā¦? ND Char: welcome to the ND side of humanity bro! Why do you think so many of us are into coding? Itās just ones and zeros, not gesticulates to neurotypical humans being neurotypical all that messā¦. Are you sure you donāt want to go back to be just and android? Because I think you are about to short circuit ā¦