Mastodawn

Amanda Mae Jan 30, 2023

When you only have the number on the company’s website, and the patron keeps calling to verify the number you gave them, and they keep getting it wrong by one digit, and insist the number is incorrect #LibraryLife

Amanda Mae Jan 28, 2023

A treasure from a by-gone age my mother-in-law unearthed

Amanda Mae Jan 27, 2023

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all who celebrate!

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Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SheriffAlert/status/1221881862244749315

San Miguel Sheriff (@SheriffAlert) on X

Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

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Amanda Mae Jan 23, 2023

… and tax season arrives with a bang at the public library. No, we do not yet have the 1099s #LibraryLife

Amanda Mae Jan 18, 2023

I'm a librarian in a movie. I will tell the cops what you checked out and get flustered when patrons make noise and only have respect for people who read "the classics"

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I’m an author in a movie. After settling at my immaculate desk I stare into the middle distance for a moment before beginning to type. I don’t stop until I have an impressive stack of printed pages next to me. I don’t check Twitter or Instagram and I am always dressed.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SJ_Watson/status/1614631459108814850

S J Watson on Twitter

“I’m an author in a movie. After settling at my immaculate desk I stare into the middle distance for a moment before beginning to type. I don’t stop until I have an impressive stack of printed pages next to me. I don’t check Twitter or Instagram and I am always dressed.”

Twitter

Amanda Mae Jan 17, 2023

We’re watching American Crime Story: Impeachment and one character is “Juror who looks like Kirstie Alley” and I had to look that up. What a great deep cut. https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1998/08/09/anonymous-cast-carries-scandal-s-secrets/

Anonymous cast carries scandal's secrets

To reporters and photographers encamped at the federal courthouse, they are known by made-up monikers such as Ponytail, Paris, Plain Jane and Kirstie Alley.

Tampa Bay Times

Amanda Mae Jan 15, 2023

One of my coworkers asked if another coworker had seen a particular Vine, and the responding coworker thought of a different one, and the first said, “well they are in the same Vine Avocado Cinematic Universe”

Amanda Mae Jan 15, 2023

Use more of the online resources! They are pricey, so we prioritize the ones that get used. Read a newspaper! Learn a language! Do genealogy! Get online tutoring!

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Public librarians, what’s the best way to support you? Attend more events? Check out more books?

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/KSekouM/status/1614311683920363522

Amanda Mae Jan 13, 2023

I found my Girl Scout Cookie hook-up when her mom posted on a local Reddit and I've ordered from her the last three years. She emailed today and I immediately ordered again! https://www.girlscoutslp.org/en/cookies/find-cookies.html

Find Cookies

Girl Scouts

Amanda Mae Jan 11, 2023

Heh. THE COURTHOUSE

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72% of librarians have an archenemy

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/FakeLibStats/status/1612954352494190596

Fake Library Statistics on Twitter

“72% of librarians have an archenemy”

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