It occurred to me that the Victorinox website must sort their Swiss army knives by tools. And it didn't disappoint me.

They even have a knife called Cheese Master, which includes a fondue fork. I love it.

Every time I see a piece of news about the measles outbreaks in the U.S., they use a photo of this sign 👇

Is it the only picture about measles they have in stock? Are all measles testing sites required to have a sign that comes straight out of a horror movie?

(What pisses me off is that, in my opinion, photos of signs in media do undermine how serious something is. Political & social movements reduced to opinions, illnesses reduced to conditions to get tested for during lunch break…)

The vote breakdown is available on the #Eurovision website:

https://eurovision.tv/event/basel-2025/grand-final/results/

And, as you expected, the televotes for Israel are bonkers

This is one of the backgrounds available in Telegram, and it is space-themed, with cat astronauts, stars, satellites, and stuff.

There are three numbers mixed among all things: 61, 87, and 100. What are their meanings? Do they have something to do with space?

#Telegram

I found a street in Milan.

AND ITS NAME IS JOHN CENA 🎺🎺🎺