someone once let me think I was funny and unfortunately for them I will die on this hill

my physical form should not be perceivable to people who cant handle it

its impossible to get the amount of recognition I deserve because everyone on this planet is a coward

who thought it was a good idea to let me be able to interact with real people

I haven't been alive since 1753

I've forgotten how to fear god

all problems can be solved by murder, if you're not a pussy

e. coli but to the rhythm/tune of the red Robin jingle

shout out to ME for putting up with GODS BULLSHIT