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if i may schizopost for a moment, may i present my programming language political compass, based on the energy i get from each language's choice of paradigms and the people who use them the most avidly
"Oh look Claude can find vulnerabilities in this abandoned code base with poor coding practices"
Congrats, you re-invented linting. Only now it burns down a rain forest and consumes 1000L of water every time you run it.
The ancient Greeks postulated that there could be no paradox, and ever since western philosophy has never dearned traverse into the non-euclidian abyss of the insane. Therein which the connection between material, axiom and spirit lies, waiting to be uncovered.
It's high time a new service manager rises to the occasion. Systemd is hot garbage; C code built on codified poor practice, now being made worse with their double-down on LLM usage. OpenRC is ancient. Everything is irrelevantly obscure.
We need something modern, catchy, and far-left. Written in Rust, with good coding practice codified, with LLMs banned, with a strong stance against fascism in all forms.
TG:HACKTG:HACK 2026
Det er endelig klart for enda et Är med TG:HACK pÄ Norges koseligste pÄskehytte, nemlig Vikingskipet i Hamar under The Gathering 1.-5. April
Vi er sĂ„ heldige og takknemlige for Ă„ ha med PST (https://www.pst.no/) som bidrar med oppgaver, og vil vĂŠre tilstede pĂ„ vĂ„r stand i Ă„r sĂ„ kom innom og si hei đïžđ .
Vi har ogsÄ fÄtt sponset premier fra MultiPick (https://multipick.com/us/) til fÞrsteplassen.
Start: Onsdag 1. April kl 19:00 đ©
Slutt: LĂžrdag 4. April kl 18:00 đ
Vi har prÞvd Ä lage oppgaver til alle mulige nivÄer, og hÄper du har lyst til prÞve deg pÄ en oppgave eller 10! I Är har vi ogsÄ fÄtt kokt opp en del kule lockpicking-oppgaver.
Det er selvsagt premier i Är pÄ TG:HACK, men for Ä vinne disse sÄ mÄ du og alle pÄ laget ditt ha gyldig LANpass billett til TG26. Det er enda mulig Ä kjÞpe billetter pÄ Geekevents (https://www.geekevents.org/tg26/#/shop) for TG26!
- đ„ Dirkesett fra MultiPick, 5000 kr, Billetter til TG27
- đ„ 3000 kr
- đ„ 2000 kr
Vi hÄper mange av dere tar turen til TG og kommer innom standen vÄr.
I wish to banish django from this world.
Nobody is allowed to use django anymore. Stop using django. Seek help. Django is BANNED.
If you want an actually good web framework for python that isn't a javaesque spaghettifying footgun, check out Pyramid.
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