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I’ll take two and a half dozen Bello Nocks and Bill Irwins over The Orange One’s lifted shoes.

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Donald Trump is not a clown. I should know.

Real clowns bring joy to the world, not chaos to Washington.

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How did season 2 of Squid Game, which, mind you, HAS NOT RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC YET, get nominated for Best Television Series - Drama?!

We have to pay 15-25 bucks to see it day and date, but HWood elites get it free and early.

Are you telling me, after all these years, the COP conferences are now all just greenwashing?!

I figured that out when hydrocarbon execs were allowed into them.

That’s like letting the butcher into a Cows against Beef meeting.

If, at this point in the marketing cycle for Wicked, you don’t know it’s a musical, this film is not for you.
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Columbus never landed in North America. He got as far as Venezuela. He swore he actually found the Far East, and did so to his death.

He was so barbaric as governor of Hispaniola, he was arrested and removed from the island.

He helped spur European colonialism, but he was no great explorer.

I hope Patty Longball enjoyed that feast of crow last night at 161st and River.

#letsgoyankees

Instead of watching the debate tonight on CBS or MSNBC, I’m going to have @hasanpiker on in the background while watching @wwenxt.

Wrestling’s got enough nonsensical drama for me…plus, Joe Hendry!👏👏

@joancarroll I’m using “knob-billed mallard” as an insult next time I need it.