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I must be off my game today. I almost fell for a phishing attempt. I clicked the link in an email and it was only when I saw the domain name in my browser that I realized something was... phishy 😎

I don't know what it is, but I cannot visually process the symbols for the "door open"/"door close" buttons in elevators.

I see someone jogging to catch the elevator right as the doors are closing and I'm panicking trying to figure out which button to press because if I get that wrong I look like a huge asshole.

Swapping out your outlets and light switches gives you the rare opportunity of discovering which wiring is tied to which circuit breaker.

The results may surprise you! Like an outlet on your first floor on the same circuit as the lights in the basement. Never would have guessed that one.

Yep. It started sometime in February 2010 and got gradually worse throughout March. Maintenance did eventually fix it, with enough prodding.
My bot just reminded me of the massive leak in my bedroom ceiling in college. I think I still have pictures of that somewhere...
The existence of Hawaiian Punch implies the existence of Hawaiian Judy
Sometimes all I want in life is a clean, well-lit public restroom.
The existence of Hawaiian Punch implies the existence of Hawaiian Judy
Lost Doctor Who and the Daleks episodes discovered in 'ramshackle' collection

The Doctor's assistant Peter Purves was invited to a screening of the episodes in Leicester.

Why do people reply to their email so fast?