I’m a Satanist, but I fuck with based Jesus.

I tried really hard to be born rich but it didn’t pan out.

I finally understand what that means.

Dead Hand fucked me up in 1998. I don’t think I’ve been quite right since.

I’d love to have a condition that turns a PB&J into a cocktail.

Hope y’all like avant garde blackened death jazz.

Soup is good food. You make a good meal.

I’ve not heard of this one, but the cover art alone is piquing my interest.