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cyberpunk was conceived as the apocalyptic end game of capitalism, a dark, ashen hell of absolute corporate power and death. capitalism, the demon of double-talk, convinced us this was a good idea.
I found an old bottle, washed up on the shore, with a letter inside. It is addressed to "Someone Else".
I have not opened it, of course, as it is not for me. Do you know who it's for?
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Necking green tea with honey like I'm downing shots. Determined to fend off whatever goddamn bug is making my throat sore and sniffling
My pal and I are ditching 2 classes so we can spend time in the library studying for a different class. 😂 #AcademicRebels
Biology lecture has been hijacked by a careers advisor and I am pissed off.
So am reading a book on my phone. It's literally the 2nd week of uni and she's banging on about our employability and shit.
She also fucking annoys me for some reason.
The demon appeared in the pentagram, studied the lines and glyphs, and smiled. "You made an error. I'm unbound."
The summoner blanched.
"I could torment you," the demon said, "but I won't."
"W- why not?"
"You'll remember this mistake, and torture yourself, the rest of your life."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

Uni hasn't even started properly yet and I'm already exhausted.

Student loan has come in.

There has been frivolousness.

@bezukhova 😘😘