I’m here to be stable and talk about dumpling recipes

Twitter can’t die I just bought a $200,000 pure breed horse with After Pay

The restraining order is deserved btw

I had a one night stand with the pillsbury doughboy and he has a restraining order against me now

I wrote every single Glee cover and elected to not be credited but I can tell you here.

I can finally admit this my mom was grimes and my dad was the gay blonde in hsm

EVERYBODY WHO IS GAY AND HAS ADHD MAKE SOME NOISE

I’M GAY AND I HAVE ADHD!!!!!

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

You’re all mommy’s little secret