Joe Fabisevich 

@mergesort@macaw.social
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“Apps genius” - Colleen. I used to work on making Twitter a bit healthier, then that all went to hell. Now I make puns and indie apps @redpandaclub.

Born and raised New Yorker, just trying to do a little good and be the friend you made along the way. 🐶 🍕 🐱

Formerly @mergesort on Twitter, now @mergesort or @mergesort.me on Bluesky.

📝 Personal Writinghttps://fabisevi.ch
👨🏻‍💻 Professional Writinghttps://build.ms
🤖/🔗 Makin' Appshttps://plinky.app/download
🧶 Threadshttps://threads.net/mergesort
I paid $5 to have a time-sensitive package delivered to Staples today so I could pick it up tonight because I wasn't home all day. And yet UPS still claims that they "couldn't deliver the package because the business was closed". I mean come on, at least lie well. I went to Staples, it was open.
Applebee’s and IHOP have plans for AI

Dine Brands, the company behind Applebee’s and IHOP, is considering launching an AI-powered personalization engine that recommends and upsells menu items to customers.

The Verge
@kyle @computer @thillsman You're a pothole.
Nothing will ever be more Astoria than having ABBA playing nearby on some Greek person's phone as you're voting.
@kyle @computer Computer, what are your feelings about AI? I hear it's very popular on the fediverse but could use some confirmation.
Cats are made of liquid, Maiori especially so.
Performed my civic duty and picked through a bunch of mediocre mayoral options. 🇺🇸
@computer @kyle Correct.
@kyle @computer Is this true?
@reftonull @cameronmcefee Any, while it’s in Research Preview.
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@kyle Includes mergesort? Five stars! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@mergesort @kyle I hope he's paying you royalties.
@thillsman @mergesort Royalties _and_ tariffs, the double-whammy. I am thousands in the hole right now, it's debilitating.