Melanie Baker

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Reader, writer, baker, sock zoologist, lime farmer, universal aunt, wayward. Tell your dog I said hi. Comments are mine alone, etc. (she/they) 🐾🖋🍪🇨🇦🏴‍☠️
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Never mind that she got to go to the pet store for a cow’s ear, the cafe AND the bakery were both closed, and bougie dog was MOST put out.

#DogsOfMastodon

Could not care less about a winter storm. Her face was literally crusted in an ice mask by the time we got home. Whee.

#DogsOfMastodon

Blue Steel and new sweater. 

#DogsOfMastodon #MonDog

Happy (C)Hanukkah to those observing. 🕯️

Much larger version of said dog is currently asleep on my bed. 😴

#DogsOfMastodon

My friend’s bourbon is wearing a wee sweater and I am delighted.

Met some birbs!

Venus: Siberian Eagle Owl
Tank: Subarctic Great Horned Owl
Hoot: Great Grey Owl

#owls #owlstodon #birds #birbs

Relatable energy levels.

#Mondog #DogsOfMastodon

Did I, a mature adult, spend $29.99 for the sole reason that I think being able to tell my dog to go eat a bag of dicks is hilarious? (Costco-sized!)

Yes. Yes, I did.

Don't let 'em tell you adulthood is only boring stuff, kids.

#DogsOfMastodon