not your real Dad

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I’m too old for this. Someone come push the buttons for me….
I’ll answer to anything, he/him/they.

https://linktr.ee/meholt

@AuggieS I haven’t been around in a while, but I’m active in the background:)

I don’t feel well, someone come rub my head and tell me I’m pretty.

….or bring me snacks.

#hairy #daddy #gay #beard #gayswhohashtagforattention

@tundrafox907
Den loungewear. :)
Onesie with bonus cat

Power is still off. Here’s a primitive torch light selfie, like they used to do in the Victorian era.

#poweroutage #daddy #selfie #gay #rustic #yeoldeselfie #beard #gayswhohashtagforattention

@archer allllllll of the booooops!!

Worst part about working from the office: wearing clothes all day.

Best part about working from the office: coming home and taking clothes off.

#shirt #underwear #legs #feet #thighs #chonk #thicc #daddy #gay #hairy #gayswhohashtagforattention

Pretending to be masc while thinking about you naked.

#scruff #daddy #selfie #gay #legs #masc #dadbod #beard #gayswhohashtagforattention

@brodhe it works for me.