Dehydrated constantly bc I don’t drink regular water anymore I only drink la croix

@porcobrosso I got promoted a few months ago and now I’m pretty much just as poor but about 300x more depressed. Regret everyday

@lunch Mother Nature protecting us from untrimmed toenails

@lunch ban bare feet

My polyam coworker brought her seven partners to a work event tonight and one of the boyfriends took his shoes off an hour in and stayed barefoot the rest of the night

Que si eso es Digimon

Tooting is hard