Jurassic Parkour

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Am I gay? Im ECSTATIC. Grant Williams enthusiast. Celtics. Gamecocks. Red Sox. Toronto politics.
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Jurassic ParkourMay 28, 2023
Basketball and roller derby are so cute because we'll be like "what's a foul?" "what's a forearm?" and officials are just "I shall not attempt to define it...but I know it when I see it." And we just let em keep their secrets as we hold some magic idea of a rule in our hearts. 🥰
Show threadJurassic ParkourMar 24, 2023
@emily anti-Black and anti-Indigenous racism in roller derby...per usual
Jurassic ParkourMar 24, 2023

Doctors...WITHOUT BORDERS????

Not on my watch!

Jurassic ParkourFeb 11, 2023

John Tory should have never had a third term and this is just the final "error in judgement" in a long line of "errors in judgement."

We will remember him as a liar, a lap dog, as cold, as callous, and as someone that preferred the police over the people.

Good riddance.

Jurassic ParkourFeb 10, 2023
Cant believe Rob Zombie brags about digging through the ditches, burning through the witches and slamming in the back of his dragula. Not everyone has a dragula. Privilege much???
Jurassic ParkourFeb 9, 2023

"well I asked my trans guy friend and he said it's fine to buy the game."

And have trans guys been in JKR's crosshairs? Yes or No and then why. Quickly now. Sound it out!

And that's not even getting into the whole issue of trans people not being a monolith. 🥴

Jurassic ParkourJan 29, 2023
Okay but like it is hilarious to me that the NFL is cool with rapists, racists, and abusers playing in a league that leaves people counting to potato after head injuries, but if someone celebrates too much they clutch their pearls begging for a little decorum in a league of gentlemen.
Jurassic ParkourJan 26, 2023
I don't care if they're vanity muscles. The way delts look after a work out rules.
Jurassic ParkourJan 21, 2023
TIL that Snow's real name is Darrin Kenneth O'Brien...and just...what the fuck.
Jurassic ParkourJan 21, 2023
You might be queer as hell if when you finally get to your xmas exchange with a bestie she's gifted you a print of a Vag Halen poster and you've gifted her the butchest looking k.d. Lang album. #gay