For the past few months, my husband greets me with a new goofy name whenever he walks into our room after getting ready for bed. Two nights ago it was "Hi, Uncle Tomato." Last night was "Hi, Dirty Bird." It's my favorite thing.
This was published in Writer’s Digest today but this is bad (and honestly 🚩) advice. You have the right to take your time (standard is 2 weeks), to make a careful, informed decision, to contact the other agents considering your MS so you can find the BEST fit, the RIGHT fit.
When I was a kid, my grandmother used to save all her giant Sears and JC Penny catalogues for me so I could “cut out the pretty people” (my words) and put them in a shoebox and why oh whyyyy was she enabling this instead of putting me on some kind of serial killer watchlist
Pitch meeting for Super Mario Bros. 3:
“And there’s this leaf that lets Mario take on the characteristics of an animal so he can FLY!”
“Ah! Like a bird!”
“No. A raccoon.”
There was just a WORM in the book I’m reading. Pressed between the pages! A literal worm! The term “bookworm” is not a cute, endearing name for someone who loves to read; it is a WARNING.
Extremely rude of Rose Titanic to go to heaven and, instead of meeting up with her husband of many years, beelining to a dude she knew for approximately three days who couldn’t even figure out a door raft
Does anyone know why I can’t seem to post photos here? As soon as I upload one, the “Publish” button goes gray, meaning I can’t click on it. Is anyone else having that issue? I want to show you pics of my dog!!!
I hear we’re doing introduction posts. Hi, I’m an author of
#thrillers and
#domesticsuspense, usually about dysfunctional families with lots of secrets and drama. I was a creative writing teacher for twelve years. I am obsessed with my golden retriever Maisy. I love miniatures and baked goods but I don’t have any hobbies unless reading counts, which it doesn’t feel like it does as an author. And if someone can tell me why I can’t seem to post when I try to include a pic, that’d be great. BYE!
Just a reminder that it’s NOvember, where you can feel free to say NO to anything you don’t want to do. For my part, I shall be saying NO to anything that disrupts my life as a dirty couch goblin.
