@mcandre

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he/him/Gerald Ford

2600 RTJ 🦀 autozoophile wasspoppinjimbo

Happy that I got my app to run on my coworker’s device. Sad that it took 4 hrs and diffing `env | sort` to debug.
shares terminal screenshots and leaves laptop unlocked. different worlds.
Got an intern working the frontend tier now. He’s already pushing to apply three frameworks he saw in a TV show. Can’t handle bare CSS. Can’t cp a file to save his life. Likes weed. Knows the LD50 of caffeine by heart.
Homebrew closed my PR to fix the whois package. Why bother contributing?
When the Go net/smtp devs have never done real world email in their life, and so neglect to support friendly addressing, or even validate addresses :/
when stores suck at stocking the things that are always running out. same shit week after week after week...
5eyes is illegal
Boss keeps telling staff to install software on their personal devices because the corporate provided ones are restricted. Okay, so pay me extra $$$ for another computer.
When you find three different bugs in moment.js on the same day :(
Ain’t NOBODY want to chew a double wrap burrito, Chipotle! Fix your tortillas to begin with.