how it started how it’s going

Avoiding someone in the grocery store yet being extremely cool about it. Blithely inching along the soup aisle. Casually peeking around a cereal display. Nonchalantly hiding inside a pyramid of oranges

POV: you’re trying a new spot for brunch and you’re a bee

why does the status of my delivery sound like i’m going to need a very particular set of skills

The Barbie movie may be overhyped and pure capitalism and somehow secretly evil but it did fix me completely

Let people like things. A blockbuster movie. A popular book. A strange glowing orb in that clearing in the forest

Have you seen the headline “Suspected Lion on the Loose in Berlin?” Suspected lion. Like maybe it’s a lion or maybe it’s a bear in a lion costume