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My rent is £1700 a month, do you know how many condoms I could not be buying with that type of money?
Buy me a flat and I’ll rawdog all you want, mum.
Come on little guy! We’re all rooting for you!
There’s a blood vessel in Trumps skull that has about 2 months to do _the funniest thing_ 🙏
Can’t wait to see Trump pick ChatGPT as the secretary of education
The plural of Trump is Trimp
Don’t look at me, I voted for Nader
The proper banter thing to do now is Biden announcing he’s stepping down and making Kamala the president. But Biden has never done anything cool, so I doubt that will happen.
I’m not even on twitter but I know that’s their takeaway, I’m psychic like that sometimes

Donald Trump: *wins the popular vote*

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