I literally just now realized that Amazing Race is a pun on Amazing Grace and I'm mad about that show all over again.

Jack isn't even shorter than John wtf

They keep showing Trump ads during Jeopardy like don't they know this show is for smart people?

Thinking today about how, after they are voted out, certain politicians will have to have 24/7 bodyguards to prevent people from slapping them every time they are seen in public, and I love that.

Honestly feel bad for apples right now - apples are already pretty hard to sell as a snack, and now you gotta deal with how everyone associates then with the fucking shitty cops. Apples deserve better! 🍎

I'm glad we all found a term for shithead conservatives that is only offensive to Humanoid Underground Dwellers, and even then only those who are Cannibalistic. Good job, internet!

Thinking about how it's pretty fucked up that "skinny" people actually have *less* skin.

Hey, I know I almost never post serious stuff on this site, but I just donated to the Minnesota Freedom Fund and you should too if you think that people of color should not be unjustly persecuted for wanting to be alive. https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/donate

Time theft is theft, and is probably the easiest way to recoup the money stolen from your productivity through wage theft, so don't work too hard it there you guys.

Just had the thought "I guess a stand mixer is like the Dremel rotary tool of the kitchen" and almost passed out from achieving peak Matt-ness.