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Eleanor Robertson
@marrowing
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oh shit I left the stove on
I have some bad news everyone. elon musk is buying mastodon and he told me to tell you that he's going to fuck it up real bad, with all the slurs 😔
healynBirds are deviant little sex pests, and the worst part? They get away with it
the man sitting next to me on the sydney to melbourne red eye this morning smelled so powerfully of fruit tingles that I kept looking to see if avalanches of them would fall out his pockets
edfucka sucka ding dong
there is no way this old ass elephant had the trunk dexterity to operate a paper plane. plus, it is extinct. so what the fuck
rupsetting up a mastodon instance on my parents fax line. hoping they won’t mind
piss piss... poo poo... pee pee
why is everyone on this site like "hello friends :) im a happy smol bean :) lets do the revolution :) I love cats :)"
looking forward to posting on this site 5 times and then crawling back to twitter like the wretched scum that I am