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AI detectors are $current_year's horoscope. Caveat: you don't know if I'm a sentient bot or a somewhat-sentient human 🤖

$ echo "beep boop" #AI #AIShitPost

MarkusWET

Dec 8

As some may know, I'm a semi-avid typewriter collector. Now, due to somewhat related circumstances beyond anyone's control, @ckvi basically forced my hand and convinced me to get an old dot matrix printer - Epson LX-800, late-1980s - and a corresponding early-2000s HP laptop with a parallel printer port.

So here's a time-lapse of printing the GameFAQs guideline for Breath of Fire III. I love the sound of a soprano office buzzsaw! #epsonLX800 #dotMatrixPrinter #vintageComputing #undiagnosedButEveryoneIsQuiteSure

MarkusWET

Oct 19

Yet another reason to keep Jack Dorsey's Yet-Another-Grifter-platform off the fedi.

Now I gotta clear my browser history with bleach.

#JackDorsey #BlueSky #Trump #OrangeTurd #defederation

MarkusWET

Sep 25, 2025

The #TrendingNow feature across several #Fediverse services sometimes feels like a random anxiety rollercoaster generator.

"Oh, Sarkozy is trending - What utter crap did this fucker do now?!"

"Ah, nevermind. He just got sentenced to 5 years in prison."

MarkusWET

Sep 21, 2025

Das Schlimmste an der #JimmyKimmel Situation ist und bleibt, dass man ihn auf einmal doch irgendwie solidarisch unterstützen muss...

MarkusWET

Feb 9, 2025

Seems like Amazon finally understood that I shoot plenty of film with ✨ViNtAgE✨ cameras. So they specifically crafted my own personal film photography hipster starter pack.

#FilmPhotography #StarterPack #Hipster

MarkusWET

Jan 21, 2025

Tonight's dinner: Vegan Tofu Köfte in pita bread with yogurt-cucumber dip, fresh mint, and a boatload of hummus 🤤 When I die, just bury me in hummus.

Recipe by Gaz Oakley's Plant Based Kitchen. Easily one of his Top 5 in the book.

#vegan #vegetarian #foodiverse #foodstodon #NowEating #GazOakley #PlantBasedKitchen

MarkusWET

Jan 21, 2025

The fact that Elon Musk did two full-on Hitler salutes and nobody really gives a shit except for the "lol look how quirky, he said the silent part out loud" memes, is highly disturbing to me. On the one hand: Good, because it does not fully claim each gram of attention, and we're able to see all the real Nazi crap that is happening as well. On the other hand...

HOLY TIDDYFUCKING CHRIST, THAT FUCKER JUST THREW TWO SIEG HEIL CHANTS ON STAGE WITHOUT ANY REPERCUSSIONS! 🫨

Src: https://orf.at/stories/3382521/

Wirbel um Geste: Musk weist Kritik zurück

ORF.at

MarkusWET

Jan 20, 2025

What the current online discussion feels like.

See also the analysis by @rysiek 👉 https://mstdn.social/@rysiek/110278846640569855

#Mastodon #Fediverse #Bluesky #Shitpost (literally)

Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 (@[email protected])

BlueSky is cosplaying #decentralization https://rys.io/en/167.html > Almost exactly six months after #Twitter got taken over by a petulant edge lord, people seem to be done with grieving the communities this disrupted and connections they lost, and are ready, eager even, to jump head-first into another toxic relationship. This time with BlueSky. tl;dr: - #BlueSky seems designed to get secondarily centralized in the "reach" layer (as they call it) - moderation is an afterthought - Jack Dorsey 🧵/1

Mastodon 🐘

MarkusWET

Jan 14, 2025

Saw the linked post on FB, immediately had a different building in mind, and the intrusive thoughts won. Here's my #WienLiebe interpretation.

Original post: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1014533120708880&set=a.554138156748381
Original #Westbahnhof photo: CC0 Gugerell

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