Michael Markowitz

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I'm a writer. http://bit.ly/mmarkowitz ...@mkmarkowitz on IG… also #duckman #HorribleBosses
Lucy looks cute, but she’s thinking, “Treat. Now.”
When I look at this crime scene, I immediately notice the clean ice cream scoop, meaning there’s ice cream nearby up for grabs. Is that wrong?
Yeah, when Sony bought Columbia this happened.
For THE IN-LAWS alone, Alan Arkin belongs on comedy Mt. Rushmore.
On June 19, 1998 “The X-Files: Fight the Future” opened. I enjoyed the movie, even though the ads said “The Truth Will be Revealed” and it was not. Fortunately that opened the door for some of the series’ best episodes (like “The Lost Art of Forehead Sweat”) 20 years later.
The other day in #wordle my mind went to PLONK and I think that says something about me. 😂🍷
Writers guilds around the world understand that solidarity with U.S. writers is important for raising standards globally. Their fight is our fight, and ours is theirs. #ScreenwritersEverywhere #WGAStrike
What other union has the legendary Matt Groening drawing picket signs? Look for the #WGARAGEsale coming soon. #wgastrike #thesimpsons
The MAGA movement, ladies and gentlemen.
Jack Smith is interested in one thing and one thing only.