GirlCreature

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Agnostic, leftie, Unitarian.. constant gardener, sometimes chef, experimental with cooking and mead brewing.. lover of dogs, cats, & outside. Bookish.

Thurl Ravenscroft: "You've got garlic in your soul!"

Me: "Add some crushed red pepper and know me better, man!"

Mesmerized by viral cleaning videos.. Trad Wife! Now sold separately
Please, call me Bob. Mr. Fancypants is my father!
Keying on a computer keyboard!
Making dinner in a pot!
Walking doggo with a leash!
Trad-Wife! Now with Kung Fu grip!

But what about when life gives you lemurs

so many lemurs

4. Not even squidding (the time someone used incredible text art to tell Apple their squid emoji was incorrect)

https://www.cnet.com/culture/internet/monterey-bay-aquarium-sets-apple-straight-on-squid-emoji-error/

Apple squid emoji error has Monterey aquarium up in tentacles

No squidding! In a series of pun-filled tweets, the squid experts teach us the siphon is in the wrong place.

CNET
Star Trek: The Half-Hour Single-Camera Mockumentary Workplace Comedy

Therapist: So, what do we do when we're feeling anxious?

Me: Eat 11 pieces of garlic bread.

Therapist: No.

the legend Michael Stipe performs "Driver 8" at a Harris/Walz event in Georgia