had a nice dinner anniversary date with @[email protected]

breakfast for dinner is always a special treat

Me: I should probably cool off on all the politically charged tweets attacking everything right of me.

Me 10 minutes later:

what the fuck kind of dumbass comes up with this blatantly ignorant motherfuckiis that fucking nickleback lyrics for a bio?

nevermind, not even worth the effort of a response lmao.

so I stood in as an extra one time during the filming of the last Bourne Identity movie (it was really dull, I don't even think the footage was used in the film.) and had to fill out a form and included my cell number.

now I get this.

what online profile, lol