He steals socks, underwear, TV remotes and farts almost as often as he exhales. BUT. LOOK. AT. THAT. FACE. #dogsofmastodon #pugglesofmastodon #pugglesofmastodon #cuddletime

The accoutrements to my chair have been gathering for a while now, but today I’m officially “spinsters office chair” years old.

Dogs with threatening auras… #dogsofmastodon

Ted wants you to know he had nothing to do with this cold blooded and incisive squeaker removal. Kobe wants his next victim #dogs #dogsofmastodon

Two very different tactics both asking “where is my breakfast already” #dogs #dogsofmastodon

And the canvas candy stick is the winner! Merry Christmas everyone! #dogsofmastodon #merrychristmas

Todays discovery: Koby hates tape measures. Will keep one on hand to fend off future lick attacks #dogsofmastodon

Back camera vs front camera #dogsofmastodon

Bracing for the impending lick attack…don’t be fooled by his chill expression, it’s a fake out. #dogsofmastodon

Daily(ish) doggos. Tuesdays Wags the puggle visits and rules the joint. #dogsofmastodon