My favorite thing is all these stupid tech articles that show robots dancing shitty. They're all trained to dance by uncoordinated nerds.

America is just 3 rich people dressed in a trenchcoat made out of the skin of poor people.

I just heard the phase "case resolution journey" and died again.

Mostly when I consider the concept of "cloud speed," it's been 10 minutes of Sentinel loading or erroring out.

Y'all need to stop trying to make "left/right of boom" happen. It's the worst phrase.

This person is Pronouncing Power B.I. as "Power Buy" and I can't stop thinking about bisexual power bottoms.