Me when they won’t Stay Away From My Fiancée
| Birthday | August 17 |
| Birthday | August 17 |
“Napoleon was short” is so played out. Let’s talk about how Napoleon was a racist cuck Egyptophile instead
“I’m basically Alexander the Great 🥴🥴” sir, no. Ol Waterloo Elba looking ass
SARUMAN: Whom do you serve?
URUK-HAI: You, daddy
SARUMAN: Darrell, we talked about this, it's a different answer in public
Me before I read The Nobleman’s Guide to Scandal and Shipwrecks: my anxiety is basically nonexistent but I know it’s there
Me after: okay it’s not as bad as his but it’s so much worse than I though