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Occasional writer, IT security professional, Open University graduate, stressed dad.
A wee primer for tomorrow’s final. Source sadly unknown, but buy that guy a crate of Castle for me.
“You take me on holibobs too, yes? 😸” #CatsOfMastadon #catstodon
S‘Okay, didn’t want to play Elite right now anyway. 😑
Me: nul points
My kids: 20/20. 😅
Vodafone landline broadband appears to be down. ::twitches nervously::
🎶 We all adore a Kia Ora…
If our new robot vac doesn’t play the greatest hits of the Vengaboys while it’s doing its thing, I’m going to be very disappointed.
Have adopted this little scamp, who’ll be coming home to us on Friday. Cue 3 days of manically kitten-proofing the house. 😻😅 #catstodon
I’m watching a Namibia v UAE cricket ODI, and can’t avoid thinking that the UAE batsmen from a distance look very much like Mario.

At the Kingspan for Ulster v Stormers. Last time I was here, my kids hadn’t been born & it was still ye olde Ravenhill…

Sign of my age: then it was the cheapest terrace ticket I could get. Now, £50 seat in the grandstand. #old