Seeing #AvenueQ at the Brunish Theater, which I did not know existed. 20 years of going to the Schnitz and Keller, I don't know that I've ever been in this building.

#pdx #musicaltheater

Goblin: You're up! You need to feed me!! I'm starving!!
Me: Ugh, *[my partner who is currently away] created a monster [by feeding you this early]* You have food in your bowl, you're not starving.
Goblin: But I want the goooood stuff!! It's been sooooo long. It's been nothing but dry kibble for ages!!
Me: You had half a can last night. You'll be fine. Let me shower.
Goblin: proceeds to gnaw on vinyl blinds

Goblin: Oh gods, you're headed downstairs! This is it! I've been waiting my whole life for this! excitedly weaves around feet as I descend
Me: Killing me on the stairs will not get you fed faster.
weaving intensifies

Goblin: The can of prophecy! My ancestors spoke of such a thing! Give it! Me! It's mine! Give it! It is for me right!? Food! Give it! Give it! Oh gods! For me? For me! Give it!…
Me: Enjoy.
Goblin: This is the best thing I've ever had, I will savour this meal for…
Me: I'm going upstairs to strip the sheets for the wash.
Goblin: That's my favourite thing! Wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
leaves food mostly uneaten

#cats #cat #caturday #TabbyCats

Me: "Wake up, I need to get up."
Goblin: "No."
Me: "But I need to pee."
Goblin: "Sucks to be you, I'm comfortable."
Me: "Lizzy!"
Goblin: "snore"
Me: "You just said the word 'snore'. You're not actually sleeping… What if I feed you? It's almost wet food time?"
Goblin: "omg, why are you still on the couch?! I'm starving!" waits next to half full bowl of kibble

#cats #cat #caturday

I… really don't know what to say here.

As seen at #PDX.

It's that time of year. Make sure you're ready.

#halloween #witches

The Empire Strips Back at the Alberta Abbey. I have no idea what I'm getting myself into. Well, only sort of.

#PDX #StarWars

No one's birthday, but out of town guests are a good enough reason to visit #Pips

#pdx #doughnuts

Not so #SilentSunday?

#pdx #NeonSigns