Elon Musk really said "it's 4/20 let's spark" https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/spacex-powerful-starship-explodes-after-launch/

I'm just mad I lost my blue check in the most boring way possible, instead of going out in a blaze of glory by impersonating Nicki Minaj's pro-vax cousin or something.

SpaceX, don't feel bad, I have "rapid unscheduled disassemblies" all the time

I'm at the stage of pregnancy where, when I drop something on the floor, I seriously consider just leaving it there

"What’s more, during the yearslong squabble over which of us lady writers would become the next Joan Didion, no one had tried to claim the title of David Foster Wallace for girls; his reputation as both a misogynist and an author beloved by misogynists meant it was just sitting right there this whole time, waiting for anyone with grammatical flexibility and the courage to try." https://harpers.org/archive/2023/05/goop-cruise-gwyneth-paltrow-goop-at-sea/

A friend who is pregnant recently said she's still eating deli meat from chains like Subway "because we'd hear about an outbreak of listeria there, right?" Uh