I could probably put on my resume that I worked in Elizabeth Warren campaign considering I work with a bunch of snakes lol 🐍

Two-Headed Boy on the Highway to Hell

I've been back from vacation for 10 minutes and the cook and the dishwasher are already fighting...word

My aux cord is dying and it's all my fault: A Life Story.

I love when the ma'am cuddles!  💖

We had a wonderful time last night! It's nice to be able to have a little time off to spend with my love. 😭

Someone in the parking lot jammin to semi-charmed life at 6 am. W/e gets you goin am I rite lol 🎶 

Lol just realized no more anime dab emoji! I'm v late to the game

Thank you mcr