everyone's chasing 420 followers but me? I only need one follower, the Lord

i could become the most powerful account on this site if self-boosting didn't violate my parole

sometimes i wonder how i only have 100 followers on here and then i go back and read my toots and ok yeah fair

everyone on here posts 100s of times a day, all but guaranteeing they'll burn out in weeks, months at the absolute latest. not me. i post exactly 28 times a day in a slow, controlled burn that will last years

oh so when the great houses start wars over spice it's ok but when i smoke K2 and threaten the cashier at ross with a hammer it's a crime all of a sudden

you know im stackin that paper (i work at the paper factory and this is my job)

thinking of becoming a guy that gets arrested for bringing a sword to the mall

ur damn right im goin off. goin off my damn rocker

vape ape was a chart-topping new wave artist in the late 1980s

every time i post and it doesn't do numbers, i assume the server has gone down again. and folks, it appears to go down 15-20 times a day