We're here to migrate corporate dead bird app to Mastodon 👏👏 And by migrate, we of course mean resume shitposting on a ✨corporate✨ level.

Miss me with that "non-stop barraging of product ads on my feed" bs, we're here to ask the pressing questions like "How far can you launch a double ended dildo from a potato cannon?" and "Can you carpool with a blow-up doll?"

#newuser #sextoys #nsfw #lewd #lgbtqia #corporate #twitter #bongs #dongs #thongs