pantomime badger

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writer living with disability on Kaurna country
pronounshe/him
profilc pic alt textA drawing of a skeleton in a funny hat, from the marginalia of a 15th century text from England
banner alt textA screencap from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Three of the main characters of the show are standing on the bridge of their starship, staring at an alien figure. The alien is clearly just a person in a yellow morph suit, which is a full Spandex suit
websitehttps://linktr.ee/writerjmorrison
pantomime badgerMar 10
microdosing sharehousing by living out of my bedroom
pantomime badgerJan 30
Poirot: Hastings, what is it you said to me last night about about a cat? The noises they make?
Hastings: Sorry?
Poirot: Last night, while we were, ah, 'gaming'. You said to Poirot something to the effect of 'the meow'?
Hastings: I said 'lmao', Poirot
pantomime badgerJan 19
everyone harps on the Joker for constantly contaminating Gotham's water supply. but not enough people criticise Bruce Wayne for contaminating Gotham's milk supply with extra calcium, just so Batman can suplex poor people all night without 'killing' anyone
pantomime badgerJan 13
[GRS] Kate ShrikeJan 13
rip to one of my favorite newspaper cartoonists as a kid. I didn’t keep up with his later work but I assume it was all normal
pantomime badgerJan 10
Mr Beast! is in your urethra
pantomime badgerJan 10
I'm going to side-saddle your toilet
pantomime badgerJan 10
I love this System of a Down song
pantomime badgerJan 9
Riker GooglingJan 9
how to join the maquis
pantomime badgerJan 9
if you strike me enough times that I rotate 90 degrees, explode in a puff of white smoke, and 2D version of me pops out, just know that I am, and always have been, a Minecraft fish
pantomime badgerJan 6
Tired SpongeJan 6

Give a fish a man and he'll man for a day.

Give a day a fish and he'll fish for the rest of the man.