#riptwitter and welcome to Mastodon! Follow me to join the #logverse

#treatwilliams badly

#songsormoviesabouttakingcredit don’t get this one. Too complicated. Let’s join @logjam and Raise our Masts #mastodon #RaiseOurMasts

Wearing my Burqkini to the beach #pride #pridemonth

#sweetenasong add Splenda

#patrobertson tragic information coming to light that Pat Robertons was killed by artillery fire in #bahkmut. Sources claim that #wagnergroup mercenary Pat Robertson was exploded into at least several pieces

Pat Robinson passing means tHat twitter is official #dead and that the age of #mastodon has begun #agender

#patrobertson tragic: his last words were: “follow @logjam”

How do you get a doctor to text you back #highbloodpressure