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Computers do what I tell them to do.
not what I want them to do.

You can assume you know something I don't. If you tell me something and it turns out that I did already know it, now we both know that we both know.

Born and raised on Jagera and Turrbal land.

Content typeWhimsical or introspective
Bio/interests:Software Developer / Solution Architect / Photographer / Cyclist / Hiker (hikist...?)
Pronounshe/him
Today’s poem is called ‘The Power of a Homophone’.
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Beethoven: Are you ready for some smoking hot symphonies??!

Crowd: YEAH!!!

Beethoven: I can’t hear you!

Lindsey Ellis home run.

‘If they want us on the roads, we’re getting on the roads’: Riders plot peak-hour protest

via Brisbane Times: https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/politics/queensland/if-they-want-us-on-the-roads-we-re-getting-on-the-roads-riders-plot-peak-hour-protest-20260331-p5zk4j.html

Archive link: https://archive.is/dlYRc

I'll be going tomorrow to show my support - 5pm at Raymond Park, Kangaroo Point: https://www.facebook.com/events/26438874392465778

#cyclinginbrisbane #space4cyclingbne

‘If they want us on the roads, we’re getting on the roads’: Riders plot peak-hour protest

The government wants e-bikes and e-scooters off paths and on roads – so hundreds of riders plan to do exactly that across the Story Bridge.

Brisbane Times

"Help me," the duke said. "My physicians can't say what ails me, but I've lost all pleasure in what I used to enjoy."

The witch examined him, and paused over his hand.

"Nice ring. It is new?"

"A recent gift from the king. Why? Is it cursed?"

It was made to dampen cruelty.

"No," said the witch.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

"I grant you one wish," the magic fish said.

"To eat my mother's pancakes again, just like when I was a child."

"Are you sure?"

"You think it frivolous?"

"No. But to grant it I must send you back to the child you were, with no adult memories."

"Would my life change?"

"You ask that every time."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #SmallStories

"Here you go," the guard said, "in you go with the others."

The door clanged shut behind me. The cell was quite crowded, a quite homogenous group of men looked at me.

How to say it in Latin? "Cur in carcerem es?"

"We are also time travellers," one said in English, "here to warn Caesar."

#IdesOfMarch #TootFic #SmallStories #MicroFiction

Secret Panel HERE 👽 https://tapas.io/episode/3756213