❄The Popsicle Man🏳️🌈H-hewwo?
Hi I'm Chris and I have no idea what I'm doing! I'm an anxious, depressed, gay mess and that's something we just all have to put up with.
22, He/Him, OH/USA
| Pronouns: | He/Him |
| Age: | 22 |
| Location: | Columbus, OH, USA |
| Cats: | 3 |
Chris 🏳️🌈
@lilpopsicle
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@[email protected] the worst case scenario is probably that the scientists in their efforts to get odo to take on more complex forms exposed him to humanoid anatomy I guess, best case odo has a secret past lover that taught him some things, neutral case just googled it
when will my #knzkgang return from the war.... 😞
@[email protected] I don’t actually know the lore of the game that well, just seems things weren’t super great for anyone when Link showed up
@[email protected] don’t they have monsters and giant killer robots walking around the countryside tho? the regime can’t be doing that great of a job....
@[email protected] I’ve put some more thought into this and I think I’m convinced now he doesn’t actually have or make genitals I think he just turns part of his body into goo and either penetrates or gets penetrated by his partner as needed and presumably there’s no fluid release at climax for him and maybe it’s not even about that but just the sensation of being close to another entity?? he always helps his partner climax tho
@[email protected] I think the real question is what happened when he climaxed?? did whatever fluid he left behind eventually just transform back into his natural goo state or....??? 
me, pointing at the lifeless muppets: Bert & Ernie are gay together
some old dude working at Sesame Street, crying: Please, you can't just say that....
me: the count is a bi icon
Sesame Street dude, sobbing uncontrollably: n-no, please, s...stop!! ;(
me: Big Bird is trans, you bastard!
@[email protected] tbh my official stance on drama at this point is that there is no war in Ba Sing Se
Hey does anyone else think it's weird that a site used to ask people questions is called "curious cat" when we all know that curiosity is what killed the cat?? how are we sure people joining curious cat aren't just going to be slowly hunted down????