Well, won't be for long...
( @swiftfoxfire you've probably heard this joke too many times; I'm sorry and you're precious 💜 )

Babyfurs have easier time finding a new place to live. They're less picky about the size, they actually prefer little space.

I'm sick and I'm taking it as a man. By grunting a lot and being mad at the world.

I'm gonna piss on everything you love (and of you love me I'm gonna piss myself)

Mommy says I can't eat ass after 8pm :(

I just yawned and said to myself "oh, I'm the eepiest boy" and I think this is going to go into the "Affirmations" section of my planner _w_