Frank von Lickyourstein

63 Followers
97 Following
425 Posts
Nurturing my sense of humor, like an injured bird who fell from it’s tree. 

~Love is infinite, time is not~ 

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I hate this world we live in sometimes.
This isn’t the best place to brush up on my interviewing skills is it? #fvl
I don’t know about you on a Saturday night, but there is serious wine, cheese, cracker, cookie, pizza energy happening over here in the Lickyourstein household.
Thank you for fixing your avatar. I can sleep easier now.
I do tend to keep my following list pretty tight with people who follow back on this account. I look at this as group therapy. So if you’re not listening, you can eat a bag of dicks. #fvl

“There was that one woman who was a panda, then that one who really liked lunchmeat…”

Me trying to remember who else I need to find from twitter. #fvl

You don’t have to fully understand your partner’s needs to fulfill them. When your girlfriend likes to be degraded, you take one for the team and spit in her face like a true gentleman. #fvl

You can’t really get to know a person’s true essence until you see how they react to a fisting scene at a BDSM event.

#fvl

I can’t complain. I do. I shouldn’t. But I do complain a fuck ton actually. Damn I guess I can complain. Fuck Frank, you whiny little bitch. #fvl
Truck nuts on my e-bike, because environmentally conscious and debonaire. #fvl